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Fundawear lets couples 'touch' online

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 24, 2013 at 3:40 AM Comments comments (0)

Durex say it has invented high tech underwear which enables couples to 'touch' each other over the internet.

The condom manufacturer calls its invention Fundawear and says it's aimed at couples in long distance relationships.

The men wear boxers and women bras and knickers that are fitted with a series of mini-vibrators.

They can then us...

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US woman cuts off husband's penis to stop him 'hurting' her

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 18, 2013 at 10:25 AM Comments comments (0)

A US woman cut off her husband's penis because she "wanted him to stop hurting her" with it, and was enraged that she thought he had another woman, her lawyer says.

Catherine Kieu Becker planted audio devices to try to catch him having sex with a lover, but they failed to find any evidence - although the bugs did record the night...

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Amsterdam's Oldest Prostitutes, Retiring At 70 Years Old

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 16, 2013 at 4:55 AM Comments comments (0)


This February, Amsterdam raised the minimum age for prostitutes from 18 to 21. For Louise and Martine Fokkens, though, it's the maximum age that's cause for concern.

The 70-year-old twins are believed to be Amsterdam's oldest prostitutes, the Sun reports. After more than 50 years on the job -- and approximately 355,000 men between the...

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Teacher quits to become a pole dancer

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 15, 2013 at 2:50 AM Comments comments (0)

A Hull primary school teacher has given up her day job to become a professional pole dancer.
Emma Nicholson first started dancing seven years ago and has now decided to concentrate on it full-time, reports The Sun.
But despite the unusual career swap, the 36-year-old said those at her old school had been fully supportive of her decision.
And she claimed that the u...

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Great-grandmother gets breast implants and will marry her 29 year old toyboy

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 13, 2013 at 6:50 AM Comments comments (0)

A 67-year-old Welsh great-grandmother is set to marry a man 38 years younger than her and fulfill her late husband's wishes for her to get breast implants and find a toyboy.
Joan Lloyd met 29-year-old Phil Absolom on Facebook and the pair got engaged after he popped the question on a recent holiday in the Canary Islands, The Sun newspaper reports.
"From the first moment I met Phil I felt butterflies and we just clicked," Ms Lloyd said.
"We are so much in love and our...

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Ferrets on steroids sold as poodles

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 11, 2013 at 10:35 AM Comments comments (0)

 

DOG-lovers at a market in Argentina paid out hundreds of pounds for fashionable "toy-poodles", only to discover that they were fluffed-up ferrets on steroids.

One pensioner was duped into buying two of the "pedigree" pets, but then became suspicious he had bought what Argentines call "Brazilian rats".

When he took the animals to a vet for their vaccinations ...

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Police mugshot prompts marriage proposals

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 10, 2013 at 3:25 AM Comments comments (0)

  

A woman's police mugshot has gone viral, prompting declarations of love and even proposals of marriage from around the world.

 

Meagan Simmons, 27, of Tampa, Florida, was arrested for drink-driving in 2010 and the mugshot photo of her in an orange jumpsuit was recently posted on ...

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Search engine on the Internet finds Web-connected devices that Google doesn?t, reveals passwords

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 8, 2013 at 10:50 PM Comments comments (0)

“When people don’t see stuff on Google, they think no one can find it. That’s not true.” – John Matherly, creator of Shodan, the scariest search engine on the Internet.

 

Unlike Google, which crawls the Web looking for websites, Shodan navigates the Internet’s back doors. It’s a kind of “dark” search engine, called by ZDNet the “Google for hackers”, looking for the servers, random webcams, printers, routers...

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Woman arrested for April Fool's Joke

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 8, 2013 at 2:25 PM Comments comments (0)

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Dumb Policy: Store Charges $5 Just To Look At Goods, To Keep People From Looking And Then Buying Online

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 7, 2013 at 6:30 AM Comments comments (0)

 

It's really incredible how many bad strategies legacy companies come up with in trying to compete with the internet. Rather than increasing their own value and figuring out ways to leverage that value, they often go in the other direction and make the experience worse. Case in point, this store in Austr...

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Father shoots dog to recover son's finger from stomach

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on April 5, 2013 at 3:25 AM Comments comments (0)

AMPA, Florida - A Bradenton boy is recovering at Tampa General Hospital from a dog attack that left him without a finger.Fernando Brignoni's pinky bitten off by the family dog, Sassy, on Friday night.

"It hurts, but it can be better," said Brignoni's from his hospital bed.

It happened when the 11-year-old stuck the finger in the cage of the Malamute-wolf. The dog bit down on the finger and would not let go.

"I just grabbed anything I could find on the floor, and I grabbed th...

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Air force coffee made from radiator water

Posted by Kenneth Smith on February 26, 2013 at 5:50 AM Comments comments (0)

Workers at a Swedish airbase have been drinking coffee made with radiator water for the past two years after a pipe was connected wrongly.

The error at an air force base in Blekinge was discovered only when the heating system was shut down during maintenance work, reports The Local.

"As the coffee is black and the radiator water is a bit brown, then we haven't noticed the difference," said Capt Catharina Bergsell, of the F 17 squadron.

She had...

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Woman 'killed man with her breasts'

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on February 25, 2013 at 10:45 PM Comments comments (0)

Washington woman Donna Lange smothered a man who lived with her by lying on his face during a drunken fight, a Snohomish County Sheriff's Office document said.

At 12.45am on Saturday, deputies were called to a trailer park after reports of a disturbance and found three women, a man and the victim heavily intoxicated at the scene.

Paramedics performed CPR on the alleged victim but he was later pronounced dead at hospital.

Police documents said witnesses saw Lange throw down h...

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Drug mule swallowed 62 condoms of cocaine

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on July 13, 2012 at 1:35 AM Comments comments (0)

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A US man who swallowed more than 1kg of cocaine in 62 condoms was caught when he passed but didn't flush away 25 of them and instead tried to smuggle them through New Zealand customs with coffee grounds, a court has heard.

Mark Henderson, 41, was jailed for seven-and-a-half year...

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Piglet born with two mouths

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on July 13, 2012 at 1:35 AM Comments comments (1)

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A piglet has been born in China with two mouths and three eyes.

Owner Zhang Hongxiu said the piglet was one of a litter born in Jiangyou, southwest China's Sichuan Province.

Besides two eyes on each side of the head, the piglet has an extra eye on its forehead.

And its two mouths ...

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97-year-old gets high school diploma

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on June 13, 2012 at 5:40 AM Comments comments (0)

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Here's one graduate who may feel a little more senior than most: Ann Colagiovanni, 97 years old, is finally receiving her high school diploma.

The Depression-era student quit school at the age of 17, back in 1930s, to work in her father's market.

The Ohio resident never retu...

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British miss pets more than family

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on May 28, 2012 at 1:30 AM Comments comments (0)

 

CHESTER, England, (UPI) — One-third of British pet owners said they would rather go away with their pet on vacation than their immediate family, a survey indicated.

British pet owners surveyed by travel comparison Web site TravelSuperm...

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Recent grad shot after drunkenly wandering into home

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on May 28, 2012 at 1:30 AM Comments comments (0)

 

BOULDER, Colo. – A 21-year-old woman who was shot in the hip by a Colorado homeowner after police said she drunkenly wandered into a house now faces a felony trespassing charge, prosecutors said.

Zoey R...

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Lady Gaga cancels sold-out show after threats

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on May 28, 2012 at 1:30 AM Comments comments (0)

 

JAKARTA, Indonesia – Lady Gaga has canceled her sold-out show in Indonesia over security concerns after Muslim hard-liners threatened violence if the pop diva went ahead with her “Born This Way Ball,” ...

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Horace Greasley escaped from POW camp 200 times

Posted by Kenneth Randall Smith on May 28, 2012 at 1:25 AM Comments comments (0)

 

Horace Greasley claimed a record unique among Second World War PoWs – that of escaping from his camp more than 200 times only to creep back into captivity each time

The reason for the frequency with wh...

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